Just a thought
One of those email forward things going around, but an amusing one.
This woman is 51 yrs old.
She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, and promoting exercise, and a vegetarian diet which is high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements.
This woman is also 51.
She is Nigella Lawson, a TV cook, who eats meat, butter, and desserts.
…. and, she washes it all down with wine! Lots of it.
My Mazamet 
If you want to be healthier, get better genes. :p
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigel_Lawson Indeed
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Except he doesn’t exist! https://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2017/aug/11/the-bbc-needs-to-accept-that-nigel-lawson-doesnt-exist-climate-change
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The minute I see or hear the word “detox” I grab my wallet and back away. Sure sign of someone deluded about reality.
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Oi. Gillian McKeith looked like this at 30. Don’t tell me high hot and heavy colonics won’t work. 😀
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Looks like Keef Richards.
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Lol!
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Life is a party; who do you want to party with?
No, life is definitely not a party. Life is work. Life is a burden. Life is a life sentence.
Oh, geeze! Have some brie and a glass of wine. Life *can* be a party, it’s all how you view it.
Mmm, good cheese. Would go well melted over fresh crab…
See, that’s the spirit.
We’re still gonna die…
Yeah, full of good cheese and wine — I hope.
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I rest my case. With Nigella.
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Live life fast and hard. No one leaves alive.
Make your stay here one of fun
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Long as I live life hard I don’t mind too much if it’s quite slow. 😉
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I can’t object to that
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Not particularly attractive, no.
I am 51 too. At least I look better than Gillian McKeith, the crazy poo lady.
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-grin- you do, and so, thank god do I! Who says blondes have more fun?
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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow!
Quote by Hunter S. Thompson: “Life should not be a journey to the …
I like this. I am not sure how I am doing on the scale but I am sure enjoying what ever part I am at. Hugs
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Genetics and attitude/outlook have everything to do with it. Oh, and for women, how many offspring they’ve had. And the culture we’re raised in. Personally? I’m cruising earth in this body and it would be a shame to deny it ‘the pleasures of the harbor.’ But there are limits, especially as one ages. Best to listen to the body – we only get one. So enjoy life! With respect for the body, of course 😉
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I’m afraid Ms McKeith was bitten early on by an ugly bug and carries a look of permanent colonic irrigation.
Hugs
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Love the comments!!! I can not say anything better….
Ali
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Is there any woo she left out? God forbid she risk her entire world view with something as deadly and dangerous as science! You know: science, the stuff on which her colonic irrigation equipment was built.
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Nigella… The fooderotic goddess 🤓
Not a fan.
And she definitely looked better with the more prominent love handles around.
My all-time favourites are the Two Greedy Italians!
Food, glorious food 😋
As for the health guru, her looks would probably put me off of even the thought of a “healthy” life, at least her version of it 🙄😲
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My favourites were the Two Fat Ladies!!! They were so much fun. Followed closely by Fanny Craddock 😀
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The Two Fat Ladies were a hoot! Never too much butter and the riding around in the motorcycle with sidecar😁
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Had never heard of Fanny. Hilarious, and the messed-up subtitles even more so!
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I hadn’t clicked to see the subtitles!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS 😀 😀 😀
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The subtitles are mostly totally random, and somewhat rude besides:-)
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NIgella is my hero. She and I are of a kind.
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I’ve been looking around at people, and analyzing who I find attractive and why, and I think the most important piece of the puzzle is happiness. Happy people are usually more attractive than the habitually unhappy. Someone who enjoys her life and loves her food and doesn’t judge other people’s eating habits will therefore naturally be a bit better looking. Or more than a bit, as the case may be.
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“She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements.” Notably missing from the list: cocaine
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If she recommended that I might change my opinion 😀
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