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What Jack said: My tup-penny(pig) opinion on the Piggate scandal. I’ve not put my willy in a pigs mouth but hear me! (NSW) | jackzivvi

Enough with the pseudo outrage on David Cameron possibly doing the silly (and harmless) things that young men do before our brains are fully developed. Don’t take my word for it, here’s Jack:

“Here are my thoughts concerning the delightfully funny allegations that British PM David Cameron put his cock in a dead pigs mouth. I’m not a sexologist, butcher, journalist or Labour supporter of either terribly divided faction. I find it very amusing that he might have done this and very amusing that so much is being made of it. I’ve never had my unclothed erect penis near to a pig or any edible pork products. Both serious and hilarious debates have sprung up and we mustn’t forget the many many (possible thousands) of people who had a good old wank over the very idea of the thing, and we must also not mock the influx of babies 9 months after the event, as people got jiggy thinking of piggy. Oink Oink.”

Source: My tup-penny(pig) opinion on the Piggate scandal. I’ve not put my willy in a pigs mouth but hear me! (NSW) | jackzivvi

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18 comments on “What Jack said: My tup-penny(pig) opinion on the Piggate scandal. I’ve not put my willy in a pigs mouth but hear me! (NSW) | jackzivvi

  1. Hariod Brawn
    September 21, 2015

    The problem is . . .

    . . . he ejaculated.

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    • Mr. Merveilleux
      September 21, 2015

      Rumours!

      Liked by 1 person

      • john zande
        September 21, 2015

        I hope so

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      • Mr. Merveilleux
        September 21, 2015

        What difference does it make? A young-man prank isn’t a measure of his character. He may be a jack-ass for his policies now, but the sort of thing he did at school 25 years ago…

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      • john zande
        September 21, 2015

        Oh, I thoroughly agree. There are many, many things I did at uni that should probably not be known 😉

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      • Mr. Merveilleux
        September 21, 2015

        I couldn’t be happier I was born before the age of the i-phone machine. When I was 19 I was a fool. That was my full-time occupation.
        I’ve simulated copulation with statues. I’ve danced on tables. I’m pretty sure I’ve stripped to “you can keep your hat on” on top of a mitsubishi saturn while it was snowing-

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      • Hariod Brawn
        September 21, 2015

        Hey John, your book arrived today and so I jumped my pile of un-reads and took the first thirty pages in. Absolutely beautifully crafted; you write like William James.

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      • john zande
        September 21, 2015

        Really? I’d say William Paley on mushrooms 🙂

        And on that note, I finished Dune last night, so I’m starting yours tonight!

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    • Mr. Merveilleux
      September 21, 2015

      Besides, he’s neither Jewish nor Muslim.

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      • Hariod Brawn
        September 21, 2015

        No, you’re perfectly right Mr. M.; he’s free to drink alcohol too; and I gather that afterwards he popped into The Boar’s Head for a quick one.

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    • foolsmusings
      September 22, 2015

      Oh come now. :p

      Liked by 1 person

  2. john zande
    September 21, 2015

    The Bullingdon (Diners) Club is English eccentricity… To be celebrated and lambasted in the same sentence.

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  3. Cara
    September 21, 2015

    Yeah, I’m not too outraged about what David Cameron did with the pig several decades ago. Maybe it’s because he’s not my Prime Minister…maybe it’s because Bashir Assad is busily gassing his own people RIGHT NOW in Syria.

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    • Mr. Merveilleux
      September 21, 2015

      Exactly. For all I care he could have masturbated on Ronald McDonald’s wig. It just doesn’t mean anything.

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  4. Colin
    September 22, 2015

    Here you are, busily destroying the fun, mirth, and schadenfreude not of one nation but four. David Cameron skull-fucked a dead pig. I find that hilarious. Crude. Rude. Ewww-ish. And oh boy have people run with it. I would be surprised if the Prime Minister will be able to go anywhere without someone mubling an ‘Oink’ in his wake. 🙂

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  5. Helen Devries
    September 22, 2015

    But how did he get near Winston Chiurchill’s corpse?

    Liked by 1 person

  6. myatheistlife
    September 23, 2015

    Hold up! So an ass practised with a pig acting like a president in turn?

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Well this is the first I’ve heard of it so I’ll have to go read up on it, we have got the Pope over here so it hasn’t made US news. I’m kinda like, so what? Boys do crazy stuff when they are young, hopefully most grow out of it. Of course he isn’t my Prime Minister either so there is that.

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