So we’re watching television last night when this advert comes on. I kid you not. V.I.Poo. Not a documentary about reality tv stars, but an air freshener. I’d like to call for an official hashtag movement: #vipoo – I feel left out of the hashtag phenomena as I don’t have a #metoo story, if I tried to #takeaknee I’d probably get stuck on the floor, and I’m still not sure if #covfefe is racist, hence #vipoo.