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Poorly Educated Voters Choose Giant Penis To Lead Republican Party

  WASHINGTON – (CT&P) – Businessman, megalomaniac, and fascist prick Donald Trump was chosen overwhelmingly over other candidates by poorly educated idiots in Super Tuesday pri…

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21 comments on “Poorly Educated Voters Choose Giant Penis To Lead Republican Party

  1. inspiredbythedivine1
    March 2, 2016

    tRump isn’t a giant penis, he’s a giant ball sack that hasn’t been washed in decades.

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  2. acflory
    March 3, 2016

    -giggles- if you google him you should find a lovely photo of him holding a massive penis.
    One thing’s for sure, you don’t get to be rich enough to flaunt a comb-over without being a prick of a different sort.

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  3. Hariod Brawn
    March 3, 2016

    Quod erat demonstrandum baby!

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  4. clubschadenfreude
    March 3, 2016

    this is my favorite image

    The Atlantic had a good article about the idiot Americans who are following this vermin: http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/03/donald-trump-the-protector/471837/ It’s also so much what is discussed in Altemeyer’s The Authoritarians

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  5. Matt Kincade
    March 3, 2016

    As an American, I’d just like to apologize in advance.

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  6. docatheist
    March 3, 2016

    At least, the idiots on the “too-loyal-to-whomever-is-richer-than-me-and-can-make-me-believe-he’d-really-let-me-get-rich-too-on-minimum-wage” party is st00pid* enough to vote for Trump. Otherwise, they’d be trying to put an egomaniacal theocrat in the White House, so Cruz/Rubio could push the nuclear weapons out, start Armageddon, and force the 2nd Coming of their lord and savior, the poverty-stricken, sickly-weak looking, pacifist kid whom the bullies picked on and hung up.

    *st00pid — means “double-O stupid, licensed to die.” It’s my own take-off of the “007, licensed to kill” meme. Sadly, I posted it on Urban Dictionary, and they took legal ownership,then let gave others the credit for coming up with it. I sure won’t be doing that, again.

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  7. docatheist
    March 3, 2016

    In more news from yesterday’s “Super Tuesday” primary clusterf**k, the San Antonio,Texas Rebiblicans, who advertise how steeped they are in the very Judeo-Christian Values That Made This Country! tried to replace a moderate with one of their extremist own. How, I hear you ask? Well, they said, Strauss was a Jew, so he couldn’t relate to Christian Values!

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  8. makagutu
    March 3, 2016

    That fellow with the poster is telling a whole group of Maasai warriors (Morans) to get brains. He is lucky he is so far away.
    Human beings are an interesting lot

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    • acflory
      March 3, 2016

      -giggles- Oops! I thought that was a typo for ‘moron’!

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      • makagutu
        March 3, 2016

        I am not sure that the bearer of the poster would know the difference

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      • acflory
        March 3, 2016

        lmao – ’nuff said. 😀

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  9. john zande
    March 3, 2016

    It’s hilarious! The GOP has spent the last 7 years making these dumb idiots angry and terrified, whipping them up into an unthinking, anti-intellectual frenzy, and now they’re whining that no one is using their heads to votes. it’s fantastic!!

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  10. David J
    March 4, 2016

    Well, at least he’s keeping Ted Cruz out of the frame. Now that would be scary, because he comes across as electable…

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  11. theoccasionalman
    March 6, 2016

    One theory is that DT is in cahoots with the Clintons, acting like a polarizing ass in order to get the Republican nomination and then planning to throw the election; or if he doesn’t get it, to run as an independent candidate to draw support away from the Republicans. If this is true, it’s a risky business, and could backfire in uncomfortable ways.

    At least Rubio is cute enough to be president, no matter what his actual politics are. It worked for Kennedy.

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    • docatheist
      March 7, 2016

      Yeah, he is. But that’s the one and only thing he’s got going for him, and as a wise person once said about looks, “Take a picture. It’ll last longer.” I bet Rubio gets fat as he turns gray, colors his gray, and gets wrinkled enough to look old, anyway.

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