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How many days can there be?

“… you ever just get tired of being alive? I’m not suicidal, but jesus christ, how many days can there be?” Tom Segura

Tom, my friend, bad question. I was born tired. I fought nurses, the doctor and forceps- but six hours later, they’d won. I was inconvenienced out of a womb at 10am. Why in the world anyone presumed I’d be ready to be up before noon is beyond me. They obviously had no idea who they were dealing with.

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20 comments on “How many days can there be?

  1. inspiredbythedivine1
    January 18, 2016

    I’ve been tired, disappointed and desperately trying to get back into a vagina ever since I came outta one, so I feel ya, my friend. 🙂

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  2. karenjane
    January 18, 2016

    6 hours? That’s nothing…I gave my poor Mum 5 days of pain & grief before I was reluctantly tugged out, with forceps. I still have a dent on my nose from the wrteched things. Perhaps that’s why I too am not a ‘morning’ person.

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    • Mr. Merveilleux
      January 18, 2016

      Mine is on my forehead! Have you gotten your revenge yet? If so, how? 😀

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  3. acflory
    January 18, 2016

    -giggles- Ah, Pinky…you really do make me laugh. 😀

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Helen Devries
    January 19, 2016

    Health professionals…no concept of the convenience of others….

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Hariod Brawn
    January 19, 2016

    Never been too keen on labour in the morning myself.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. foolsmusings
    January 19, 2016

    Should have just called in for womb service instead.

    Liked by 3 people

  7. roughseasinthemed
    January 19, 2016

    Clearly the time of our birth is deeply significant as to whether we are a morning or a night time person. I was born at 10.20pm when all sensible people are cosily tucked up. Still it gave my father the opportunity to get a round in at the pub before closing time (10.30 back then).

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  8. john zande
    January 19, 2016

    Bugger off… I was awakened at 6.23 A-freaking-M!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. The worst is when you marry a morning person.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Mr. Merveilleux
      January 19, 2016

      I did!!! Mike gets up with the sun. But it works out because we both enjoy (NEED) a few hours in the day of absolute uninterrupted silence. I have late night, he has early morning 😉

      Liked by 2 people

      • karenjane
        January 21, 2016

        That’s how it works in our house too.

        Liked by 1 person

  10. docatheist
    January 21, 2016

    One of the very best posts I’ve ever read anywhere! Hats off you to you, Pinky!

    Liked by 1 person

    • Mr. Merveilleux
      January 22, 2016

      Isn’t it true, though? Sometimes don’t you wake up and think, “ugh, here we go again.” 🙂

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