What Jack said: My tup-penny(pig) opinion on the Piggate scandal. I’ve not put my willy in a pigs mouth but hear me! (NSW) | jackzivvi
Enough with the pseudo outrage on David Cameron possibly doing the silly (and harmless) things that young men do before our brains are fully developed. Don’t take my word for it, here’s Jack:
“Here are my thoughts concerning the delightfully funny allegations that British PM David Cameron put his cock in a dead pigs mouth. I’m not a sexologist, butcher, journalist or Labour supporter of either terribly divided faction. I find it very amusing that he might have done this and very amusing that so much is being made of it. I’ve never had my unclothed erect penis near to a pig or any edible pork products. Both serious and hilarious debates have sprung up and we mustn’t forget the many many (possible thousands) of people who had a good old wank over the very idea of the thing, and we must also not mock the influx of babies 9 months after the event, as people got jiggy thinking of piggy. Oink Oink.”
My Mazamet 
The problem is . . .
. . . he ejaculated.
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Rumours!
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I hope so
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What difference does it make? A young-man prank isn’t a measure of his character. He may be a jack-ass for his policies now, but the sort of thing he did at school 25 years ago…
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Oh, I thoroughly agree. There are many, many things I did at uni that should probably not be known 😉
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I couldn’t be happier I was born before the age of the i-phone machine. When I was 19 I was a fool. That was my full-time occupation.
I’ve simulated copulation with statues. I’ve danced on tables. I’m pretty sure I’ve stripped to “you can keep your hat on” on top of a mitsubishi saturn while it was snowing-
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Hey John, your book arrived today and so I jumped my pile of un-reads and took the first thirty pages in. Absolutely beautifully crafted; you write like William James.
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Really? I’d say William Paley on mushrooms 🙂
And on that note, I finished Dune last night, so I’m starting yours tonight!
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Besides, he’s neither Jewish nor Muslim.
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No, you’re perfectly right Mr. M.; he’s free to drink alcohol too; and I gather that afterwards he popped into The Boar’s Head for a quick one.
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Oh come now. :p
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The Bullingdon (Diners) Club is English eccentricity… To be celebrated and lambasted in the same sentence.
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Yeah, I’m not too outraged about what David Cameron did with the pig several decades ago. Maybe it’s because he’s not my Prime Minister…maybe it’s because Bashir Assad is busily gassing his own people RIGHT NOW in Syria.
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Exactly. For all I care he could have masturbated on Ronald McDonald’s wig. It just doesn’t mean anything.
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Here you are, busily destroying the fun, mirth, and schadenfreude not of one nation but four. David Cameron skull-fucked a dead pig. I find that hilarious. Crude. Rude. Ewww-ish. And oh boy have people run with it. I would be surprised if the Prime Minister will be able to go anywhere without someone mubling an ‘Oink’ in his wake. 🙂
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But how did he get near Winston Chiurchill’s corpse?
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Hold up! So an ass practised with a pig acting like a president in turn?
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Well this is the first I’ve heard of it so I’ll have to go read up on it, we have got the Pope over here so it hasn’t made US news. I’m kinda like, so what? Boys do crazy stuff when they are young, hopefully most grow out of it. Of course he isn’t my Prime Minister either so there is that.
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