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Twitter: What in the world?

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I looked at twitter today. I’d never really used it until a few weeks ago. I find it semi-amusing. Five of my new followers, I’m guessing from their picture choice, are gay men. That’s no surprise. Gay men have followed me for years. Mike never stops following me! Anyway, I’m even flattered people with those bodies know I exist. But what the hell is Donald Trump doing between Mr. Underwear and Mr. No Underwear?

21 comments on “Twitter: What in the world?

  1. Hariod Brawn
    September 3, 2015

    You must have come up Trump’s! 😮

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  2. persedeplume
    September 3, 2015

    It’s a precarious balance on twitter. Using “atheist” in your bio invites cis-het “porno-journo’s” to flood your T/L with pics of endless lady bits. I cannot for the life of me understand the fascination with Kim Kardashian’s “camel-toe” as it’s often labelled. The worst for unwanted attention? Good “married Muslim” men. It’s ridiculous.

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  3. Cara
    September 3, 2015

    What the hell is Donald Trump doing running for president of the United States? What the hell is Donald Trump doing saying during a Republican debate on live TV that he “only” called Rosie O’Donnell “a fat pig”, or suggesting that Megyn Kelly “must’ve been” on her period when she dared to ask him hard-hitting questions during said debate. Why the hell Donald Trump is following you on twitter is just one of the things about him I don’t understand.

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  4. inspiredbythedivine1
    September 3, 2015

    I wish someone would “follow” Trump into a dark alley, kidnap him, and sell him as a gringo slave to a drug cartel leader in Mexico. Cruel, I know. But, man, wouldn’t that be irony just biting him in the ass?

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  5. Colin
    September 3, 2015

    Now now. American politician. Check. Conservative. Check. Does he profess an acute affliction of religiosity? I honestly don’t know. If so, there will definitely be rentboys in his past. ^^

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  6. acflory
    September 3, 2015

    He’s the one bad egg that spoils the bunch. That hair….!

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    • inspiredbythedivine1
      September 3, 2015

      Well, as far as Republicans go, he’s the MOST spoiled egg amongst a batch of spoiled, rich, stinky rotten bastard eggs.

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      • acflory
        September 3, 2015

        -giggles- I agree completely, Inspired. But I was talking about his, ah, more physical charms.

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      • inspiredbythedivine1
        September 3, 2015

        Oh, like his can bought sun tan. Now I see! 😀

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      • acflory
        September 4, 2015

        Yes, he is such a delicious example of what can be done with SFX. 😀

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  7. Arkenaten
    September 3, 2015

    I don’t understand the point of twitter. But then, I don’t understand the point of a great many things.

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    • acflory
      September 3, 2015

      For some people Twitter is a soapbox. For others it’s a conversation. And for others still it’s a community without the effort that goes into blogging. -shrug-

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    • Mr. Merveilleux
      September 3, 2015

      I didn’t either, but it made it incredibly easy for me to get the message out on Katy Faust, the crazy anti-gay woman. In a week’s time thousands of Australians were sharing the information I had on her ‘campaign’.

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      • Arkenaten
        September 3, 2015

        Ah … fair enough. My son uses it in his business so I guess it must have some positive virtues. Although I have no idea if he has attracted business as a result.

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    • makagutu
      September 4, 2015

      I don’t see how a stone god would see the point of twitter

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  8. metan
    September 3, 2015

    I suspect that the thing all those new followers have in common is the fact that none of the photos are actually of them! After all, if you really did have a body like that surely you’d make a point of getting your head in the picture, you’d want everyone to know who you were!

    I think what those pictures tell us is that all of those people wish they were as sexy as Mr. No Underwear except for the one who wishes he was as rich as President Trump…
    …. Bwah ha ha…. Sorry…. Can’t even say that with a straight face. The only thing worse would be Kanye West following through with his recent “I’m running for president” statement.

    I’m actually surprised Trump hasn’t already gone the world domination path from his evil island lair. Surely he has one…

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    • acflory
      September 4, 2015

      “I’m actually surprised Trump hasn’t already gone the world domination path from his evil island lair.” Yes, he did have, but he shot it into space and now it’s his own personal death star. 🙂

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    • Mr. Merveilleux
      September 4, 2015

      I suspect you’re right 🙂

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  9. Helen Devries
    September 3, 2015

    I expect that, in the best traditions of ‘The News of the World’ Trump is about to make his excuses and leave…

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  10. appletonavenue
    September 14, 2015

    I would be uncomfortable with The Donald following me on Twitter, whether I used the account or not. The very idea of him being ‘connected’ in any way … just, EW! I really hope he get’s the Republican nomination. Bernie Sanders will be guaranteed to win! I used to say no one could be a worse president than King George the Stupid, but I think Trump could send the US down the drain never to recover it’s once-glorious past. All the other countries will point and laugh at us.

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  11. inspiredbythedivine1
    September 14, 2015

    “All the other countries will point and laugh at us.” Sad thing is, they already do. Bernie could hopefully change that.

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