Have you heard of Les Lapins Crétins? Fill in the blank
Just noticed the existence of this French cartoon today: Cretin Rabbits. I couldn’t help but think it would would make the perfect template for bi-bowl says memes. So have at it on your own blog or in the comments. Have fun!
My Mazamet 
The Bi-Bowl says, “A marriage is not a ‘true’ marriage unless it is between a plunger AND a bowl into which it can be plunged. Thusly, two plungers can not wed, nor can two toilets. To do this would be an aberration against the god of toilets: The Almighty Flush. As it has been written, so too shall it be read. $Amen$”
LikeLiked by 5 people
Bit long for a Tee-shirt …
LikeLiked by 1 person
You think that’s bad, I’ve got it tattooed on me arse! Every time I’m in the locker room, I’ve got blokes spendin’ five minutes readin’ me behind! Not the wisest thing I’ve ever done, but still, a tad bit fun.
LikeLiked by 1 person
LMAO – Hmm – I can comment but not “like” – baffled by the internet again.
LikeLike
I’m baffled by almost everything but the internet. Go figure. 🙂 WP does weird shite sometimes.
LikeLike
Now you have done it, I know a bunch of gay guys who want people to stare at their ass all day, they will have the Declaration of Independence tattooed on their butts.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I cannot compete with inspiredbythedivine1 on this, but I saved it for a later attempt. Awesome!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh!
The Bible says “Love one another”. It does not mean “Love one another by telling them what to do and that they will go to Hell if they do not do it”.
When I saw this first I thought it was about bisexuals.
LikeLiked by 1 person
The bi-bowl says some virgins remain so even after giving birth
LikeLiked by 3 people
The Bi-Bowl says Don’t hang on to old crap. Flush!
(may I use the word “crap”?)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Indeed you may 😀
LikeLike
And the Bi-Bowl sings, “Here we go loop-de-Loo”
(you jinxed me: I just spent 20 minutes plunging.) 😦
LikeLiked by 1 person
The Bi-Bowl says one may not play with the shaft of thy plunger, for far better to have a stuffed up toilet than soil the hand with a splinter. 🙂
LikeLike
opps I miss read that..it should have said “for far better to have a stuffed up flusher …” Sorry I had the wrong Bi-Bowl version. Hugs
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sorry, all I can see in that speech bubble is ‘Wah! Wah Wah Wah!’
Here they are called Raving Rabbids and that’s the only thing said while they are waddling about on the TV amusing the kids. Hmmmm…. Incoherent gibberish… Appropriate?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Nothing more appropriate!
LikeLike
I love word play, but sometimes it leads me away from the fun … I’ve been meditating on your poor lapines. My son once told me that “cretin” (no accents on my American keyboard – apologies) was coined by a French bishop from the word Chretien as a reminder that the feeble-minded were also God’s children and deserving of care and dignity. (Of course I checked it out before posting – the bishop may be apocryphal, but the sentiment is true.)
Now after the triumph of secularism, and the atheistic belief that Christianity is simple-minded and has no more relevance than Jove or Thor, the two words are again equivalent: not because “Cretins” are worthy of respect, but because “Chretiens” are not.
(Mr. M – I am a guest in your salon, and this is a “playtime” thread – feel free to delete and slap me about a bit as a buzz-kill blue-stocking.)
LikeLiked by 1 person
No rules here, except I like smart people; so you’re welcomed to play as much as you like 😉
LikeLike